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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT IS THIS? LOOK AT THIS. HAVE I MAGICALLY BEEN TRANSPORTED TO THE HEART OF THE SAHARA? AM I ON THE BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS?
YOU NEED MOISTURIZER, NICK. DESPERATELY.
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WHAT IS THIS? LOOK AT THIS. HAVE I MAGICALLY BEEN TRANSPORTED TO THE HEART OF THE SAHARA? AM I ON THE BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS?

YOU NEED MOISTURIZER, NICK. DESPERATELY.

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kaynessa:

I will

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lololololololololol

preparing a binder so that I appear to be organized.

THE BINDER IS A LIE.

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sarahgoestostanford:

ohitisl0ve:

just—keep-swimmingg:

Obama on gay adoption

You the man

fucking beautiful

A lot of people don’t like Obama but seriously this man is more fucking metal than anyone. I mean seriously

Always reblog my great leader!

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unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

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hobolunchbox:

Baby, what’d I say.

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Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.

Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

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DAVID: None of us makes a difference, try as we might. We are in it too. Maybe not a literal maze, one made not with plastic but with expectations and entropy. But the results are the same. We don’t have any control. (Pause) But you could try, try to stay. We both could try harder. Maybe they made a mistake in the construction, some loophole.

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Zoom

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